An Englishwoman, Sarah Long, had an excerpt of a book published in the online version of the Sunday times, a British newspaper, in November last year. The excerpt from the book is hilarious in itself, and for personal reasons, I intend to buy the book.
But what has been even more revealing is the comments on the article which, at last count, had reached 247. The article is purportedly written by a French woman of some means who moves to England with her husband. It is less than flattering about the English. But the catch is that it is written by an Englishwoman (Sarah Long), not a Frenchwoman, as many of the commenters failed to realise. This means that, feeling themselves to be under fire from the French, a number of English people have abandoned their “traditional” tact and said some very rude things about French people.
It makes you wonder…
One of the kindest comments about British food I saw was this:
“ It doesn't have to look good to taste good.”
I don’t agree, actually, as I have had some very good British food, but as one of the comments says, it’s the cook, not the food.
Anyway, here’s a selection from the comments:
The angry ones:
“I would strongly suggest that the author packs her bags, heads back to Paris and hands her passport in to the French authorities with all possible haste!”
“…an obnoxious article from a woman from a country that is completely irrelevant in today's world.”
“I think we have declared war over less!”
“Yet the suicide rate in France is 2.5 times higher than the UK ((Source WHO International))”
“Well, we may all have huge bottoms but at least we use proper toilets here in England, unlike the French, who insist on going by the side of the road. Leave Paris and not ten miles out of the city you start to see country lanes strewn with toilet paper. Disgusting. I went to France once and never want to see the place again.”
“Dressing well has never been a big thing here in the UK. You'll get used to it…Pretentious, sanctimonious, arrogant, small-minded, boring, chauvinistic. Very French indeed.”
Here’s one of the(sad-but)-true ones from a Brit who thinks his country has gone to the dogs:
“…The country is increasingly anti elitist, ferociously aggressively and smugly working class and anti intellectual. There are little of the old glories remaining. The BBC, for whom I used to work, is imploding, The cost of housing!, the revolting health system…”
And here’s a balanced one:
“Hortense is an alter ego, a vehicle for Long to simultaneously expose the vanity and chauvinism of the French, and the slobbishness and insularity of the English.”
I find the whole thing, apart from being absolutely hilarious, also revealing in the extent to which tribal affiliations come to the fore, especially in the comfortable anonymity of the Internet. I remember thinking the same thing when the unspeakable Dr. Watson said black people are inferior. There were hundreds of comments saying, in essence: you know it’s true; I worked with a black person for a while and believe me, they’re ALL this or that or the other really bad thing. We should stop being politically correct and call a spade a spade.
Yes, but it’s terribly hard when it’s your spade, eh? Especially when you know that it’s not a spade but a highly polished silver spoon.
One of the comments said:
“Hahaha this article is a blast. And the reaction by some English people is priceless! Hand out criticism but take none! So English!”
I think it is a bit of a generalisation. However, part of me is hoping that at least one of those people who insulted me and my kind in response to the Watson story was furious at being insulted by the generalisations of a “Frenchwoman” about the English.
Poetic justice, I call it.
Click here to read the article and the comments. I think it is a different way of looking at our "former" masters.
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